She came by and talked to me for like an hourrrrrrr šš
I read a weird discourse post the other day that was like āholding hands is literally considered second base in Americaā and it keeps popping back into my head because wow Iāve gotten a lot further with girls than I thought
One of my roommates has mentioned a few times that a lesbian couple moved in across the hall from us, and coming up from putting my clothes in the wash this morning I finally ran into one of them. And sheās not just a lesbian
She is a cute butch mom with a dog
IāM SO MAD IāM TRYING TO CLEAN OUT FILES I DONāT NEED AND I FOUND A START TO A FIC I REALLY LIKE
BUT ITāS A YEAR OLD AND I REMEMBER NOTHING ABOUT IT
YOUR FAV REAL LIFE ROMCOM IS BACK ON SUNDAY AHHH
SUnday!!!Ā
!!!!
she said yes I was so scared because I kind of went full cheese. she said she wished she could apply to jobs in person and I said that would be ideal and speaking of in person would she like to hang out soon because I would love to hear more about her adventures
AND THEN SHE WAS OFFLINE FOR A WHILE AND I NEARLY DIED
but then she came back and said yes WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS and I nearly died for the opposite reasons
iām so excited! iām going to see her!
crystalxizzle
replied to your post ā@docholligay and anyone else interested, hereās a link to the photos…ā
You are the greatest Sam ā¤ So cute!!
Ahaha Thank you! ā¤
captainsnumpleĀ replied to your postĀ ā@docholligay and anyone else interested, hereās a link to the photos…ā
SAM YOU LOOK AMAZING and you’re so charming omg I mean I know it but your photos RADIATE WITH SWEETNESS
OH SNUMPLE. THANK YOU AHH
docholligayĀ replied to your postĀ ā@docholligay and anyone else interested, hereās a link to the photos…ā
jill says you have a great sense of style
I HAVE PLEASED THE BUTCH MOM I AM SO HAPPY
docholligayĀ replied to your postĀ ā@docholligay and anyone else interested, hereās a link to the photos…ā
Sam, me and jill just sat here awwing over you OUR PRECIOUS DAUGHTER
My straight mom did the same thing ahaha
paksenarrion-readerĀ replied to your postĀ āSheās in
The same
Country as me
š :Dā
Sam it is too pure
too good for this world when you
like a girl so much
I LIKE HER SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH.Ā
flibbityflobĀ replied to your postĀ āSheās in
The same
Country as me
š :Dā
this is the cutest gayest thing I’ve seen all day I cannot stop grinning
Maybe I should tell you I was singing this to myself at work while I was setting up the stage for our event last night.
I am, quite possibly, too gay
@docholligay and anyone else interested, here’s a link to the photos
https://www.facebook.com/barnesandnoble/posts/10154064873810020
There are some truly fantastic and hilarious photos of me on the official BN Facebook page
She’s in
The same
Country as me
š š
paksenarrion-reader replied to your post ā[[MOR] GUYS the girl is flying back today! Iāll probs message her…ā
this is so adorable š I’m cheering you on! Things are gonna be good!
dreamshapers-universe replied to your post ā[[MOR] GUYS the girl is flying back today! Iāll probs message her…ā
1) This is so precious 2) Hit her up! 3) It’s gonna be all fine, no, it’s gonna be AWESOME!
captainsnumple replied to your post ā[[MOR] GUYS the girl is flying back today! Iāll probs message her…ā
YOU PRECIOUS OVERWHELMED ROLL
femmerosa replied to your post ā[[MOR] GUYS the girl is flying back today! Iāll probs message her…ā
i hope it goes well, that’s so exciting!
THANK YOU ALL ā¤ ā¤
captainsnumpleĀ replied to your postĀ ā[[MOR] GUYS the girl is flying back today! Iāll probs message her…ā
SEEMS MY FAVORITE ROMCOM GETS A NEW EP
THIS MADE ME LAUGH
Dork Romance has been on hiatus BUT STAY TUNED LATER THIS WEEK FOR SEASON TWO. Will I ever successfully execute an Arm Touch? How will she react to finding out Iāve never kissed a girl? Will she dance with me if I take her to a lesbian bar? Will any of these questions actually be answered? KEEP WATCHING TO FIND OUT.
SittingOverHereDreaming 