send me a character and number and I’ll tell you

comingfromastatechampionasshole:

  1. How to soothe them
  2. Favorite color
  3. Favorite candy bar
  4. Favorite movie
  5. Best date night
  6. Best friend
  7. Favorite pizza toppings
  8. Personal style
  9. What they want in a SO
  10. Do they like roller coasters
  11. The song they dance their ass off to
  12. Something that always makes them cry
  13. Puppies or kittens
  14. Preferred weather
  15. First impression of this chara
  16. My thoughts on this chara now
  17. Best thing about them
  18. Worst thing about them
  19. THeir happiest moment
  20. Their worst moment
  21. Dream vacation
  22. How they hold a holiday dinner
  23. Which week they go home on bake off
  24. Are they a bad cook or a good cook?
  25. Signature dinner dish
  26. If they had one month to live
  27. How they’re mischaracterised
  28. How to hurt them

Somehow ended up part of a conversation where a woman described being with a woman “just like being with a man, but maybe that’s because I was with a boyish one” and the other woman present saying if she went for a girl she’d want a girly one who looks like a girl
I AM RIGHT HERE TALKING TO YOU PLEASE CONSIDER MY FRAGILE BUTCH FEE FEES

This drops event is making me think about Haruka and Halloween, and OF COURSE Haruka loves Halloween. Free candy and dramatics? THIS IS HER TIME. She’s loved it since she was a kid and all her costumes were things like “baseball player” because that’s what she could put together on her own. And she goes all out as an adult, convincing Michiru to wear couples costumes with her and either going to parties or taking kids out trick or treating. what kids? Any kids, her neighbor has kids? She’ll take them. And when she has her own OH BOY. Those children are getting THE BEST costumes from the minute they are old enough for candy (and the second+ one(s) probably before, Haruka is buying those baby costumes or working a baby into hers) (imagine one year she’s a pirate and she dresses her littlest as her parrot. Just imagine. The little pirate family while Michiru is of course the siren who crashes their ship.)
Basically just. HARUKA AND HALLOWEEN HOW HAVE I NOT THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE

paksenarrion-reader replied to your post “Stress and sleep deprivation are making me gayer I just had the…”

DO NOT TONE THE GAYWAD DOWN. LET THE GAY SUSTAIN YOU

New idea on dealing with unruly event attendees:  gay away the rage

hey buddy I know you’re mad someone cut in front of you in line or some shit but look at this picture of my fiancee. I’m gonna marry the most beautiful woman in the world. See how here eyes are just the warmest and deepest shade of brown? Doesn’t that make you feel calm and safe? ANd look here’s another pic and she is smiling and it’s so infectious you can’t not smile when she’s smiling or laughing she’s so magical. Maybe I will call her so you can hear her voice because it just lifts up your mood and floats you gently up to the clouds. She’s so wonderful. I love her. Don’t you feel better?