I have my first eye doctor appointment in… 4? Years tomorrow and I’m torn between sticking to small wire frames like I have my whole life or getting thicker Alison Bechdel-style glasses
Author: sittingoverheredreaming
My job is very boring, and recently they started me on a different, even more boring task. Both tasks require juuuust enough detail focus that I can’t zone out or even fully focus on stuff I listen to. Also I’m on the Saturday rotation this week, and overtime pay isn’t worth a one-day weekend.
My only solace is I’m somehow I’ve also been given the responsibility of helping the two new hires, they are my lil ducklings and I must protect them
Woman in the gym locker room: can I ask you a really weird question?
Me: oh god this is it. She’s gonna ask if I’m gay. I’m the lesbian in the locker room oh god. Oh god.
Woman: do you have hairspray I could borrow?
hotarufirstmission
Saturn: So I decided to come along for the second mission too
Uranus: …What did Pluto say
Saturn: No
Uranus: Wait why are you asking me then
Saturn: Oh I wasn’t sure if Pluto was the leader
Uranus: (itsatrapitsatrapitsatrapitsatrapitsatrap…)
When life gives you lemons be like “wow this fic is really old”

My wife knows what I really want in life
It would have been better if I’d written this yesterday, but eh. Here’s something inspired by Rei’s birthday, 800-ish words, and a different angle than I usually write from.
The cake had come out pretty good this year, Usagi had to
admit. She was no Mako, but the recipe was Mako’s and Usagi was getting much
better at following the finer details. Sure, the top was a little uneven, and
the sides had stuck to the pan, but the color was good and the taste was
better, and compared to last year, Rei would have to say Usagi had done good.
Or she would think it, maybe, and say something else. “Stupid Usagi, why don’t
you just buy a cake from the supermarket?”
Usagi scowled at the Rei in her mind as she got out the
frosting. “I can’t put love in a cake I don’t make, Rei-chan.” And they didn’t
make it right, anyway. Not for Rei. She liked simple spice cake with the
tiniest bit of frosting. Frosting was at least half the fun of a cake, but if
Rei wanted only a quarter of the fun, Usagi would let her on her birthday. On
Rei’s special day, Rei got what she wanted! Mostly, at least. Usagi still stuck
a big candle in the center of the cake. “I’m too old for candles!” Usagi could
hear her huff. “Besides, it gets wax all over the cake.”
They would bicker, and Usagi suspected that is what made Rei
happiest. Sometimes, she had to give her fuel for it. She had to let Rei yell
and stomp so that at the end of the day, they could have whatever moment of
tenderness that made its way through Rei’s façade. It made Usagi laugh at how
easy it could be. For all Rei’s bluster, for all she pushed and pulled and put
up walls, her warm little heart was as easy to unlock as Usagi’s cell phone.
Easier, even, because Ami had said Usagi should change every code and password
every few months, so Usagi put in the wrong numbers half the time.
The cake looked as good as it ever would, and so Usagi
slipped on her shoes and headed out.
The weather was better than it often was on Rei’s birthday.
Cloudy, but dry. It seemed to rain so often on her birthday, and Rei didn’t
much like the rain. Mina claimed it dampened her fuse and made her sputter. Rei
had still managed to explode then, but Usagi had seen some truth in it. Dry
days were better for Rei. Dry days were better for Usagi, too, and bright days
were best. A few clouds couldn’t get her down, though, not on Rei’s birthday.
As she got close, she saw Rei’s grandfather with his
caretaker. Usagi smiled to see him out.
He didn’t make it sometimes, as old as he was. “Hello, grandpa!” She
called.
“Oh, Usagi!” He beamed up at her. “Coming to spoil Rei?”
“I am!” She held out her cake for him to see. “I did a lot
better this year.”
“You do good every year.” He patted her arm. “Someday you’re
going to get married up, and Rei will miss your treats.”
“I don’t think so, Grandpa.”
“Oh, a pretty girl like you? If I were just a little younger,
I’d marry you myself.” He laughed, and Usagi laughed with him.
“I’ll always be here for Rei, even if I get married.”
He smiled more somberly now. “You’re a good girl,
Usagi-chan.”
“Try telling Rei that.”
“She knows.” He gave her one more arm pat, and then let his
caretaker lead him away. Usagi smiled after him for a long moment before
turning to head in.
“Sorry I’m late, everyone. You know your Usagi, never on time.”
She sat down and displayed her cake.
“It’s better this year, isn’t it? Soon, mine will be as good
as Mako’s!”
It wouldn’t, not ever, but Usagi would try. She lit the
candle. Really, even if Rei was worried about the wax, she had to appreciate
the flame harkening another year. It was probably symbolic. It flickered in the
wind in its own little birthday dance.
Usagi sat and watched the wax drip. It ran down in a little
red line, pooling on top of her carefully applied frosting. Rei would be
furious. Mako would be offended too, ruining her wonderful cake. Mina would
probably eat it, just to annoy the both of them, and—
Usagi shook her head. “We’re still together, aren’t we? Just
because I can’t hear your laughter, doesn’t mean you’re not here.” She breathed
in the calm, the way she’d been taught. “I’m happy I get to be with you on days
like this.”
The candlelight glinted on Rei’s picture frame. It gave her
eyes the illusion of life, and that made Usagi smile. She reached out to it,
and for a moment she could almost feel the warmth of Rei’s hand in hers. It was
enough. It was why she came.
The candle was burnt low now, the wax over taking the
frosting completely. Usagi blew it out and watched the smoke waft over the
grave.
“Happy birthday, Rei-chan.”
Okay, Crunchyroll ran so many adds I don’t have time for another full episode, so some thoughts on Magical Girl Raising Project ep 1:
-I wish it had fewer skeevy moments, I don’t wanna see animated middle schoolers undressing
-but! I like the whole thing with La Pucell so far, and I’m glad it wasn’t a drawn out reveal
-I see that butch/femme couple lurking! Can’t wait to see more of them!
– I almost didn’t watch through the credits so I could try and squeeze in another ep, but I’m glad I didn’t since that’s when the other shoedropped!
Okay, 19 minutes into Magical Girl Raising Project and I kind of wish I was live-blogging because I have two big thoughts:
1. La Pucell is Snow White’s childhood friend, I hope!!!
2. Ripple looks like the Pokémon Greninja, if Greninja was an objectified teen girl
Lmao not two seconds later #1 is confirmed
Okay, 19 minutes into Magical Girl Raising Project and I kind of wish I was live-blogging because I have two big thoughts:
1. La Pucell is Snow White’s childhood friend, I hope!!!
2. Ripple looks like the Pokémon Greninja, if Greninja was an objectified teen girl