Chapter four of BatB! I’ve been excited for this one, but then it proved hard to write. I hope you enjoy it! See the master post for previous parts.


“Hey, it’s Haruka… Tennoh. It’s Haruka Tennoh. You know. Leave a message.”

Minako grabbed a handful of her hair as it beeped. “Listen, you complete and utter fucktruck, stop making me worry, call me the fuck back and change your stupid voicemail.”

She chucked her phone onto the bed. Then, for good measure, she threw herself after it. Fear was not a feeling she liked much. At first, she’s figured Haruka had been seduced by some woman and had decided to stay a night, forgetting to charge her phone because she was too much of a lesbian to think of anything when a pretty woman got involved. But she would have called the next day, and come home, and it had been over forty eight hours since she should have been back and her phone went straight to voicemail every damn time she called.

Minako was afraid, the way mothers that weren’t either of theirs were always afraid. You might have been dead in a ditch!

She shook her head. She was Minako Aino, and Minako Aino did not sit around and worry. Minako Aino took action.

And every action started with the right outfit.

She sprung from the bed and rummaged through her tiny closet. The key would be to look young and modest, play up the practically sisters angle, but show just enough cleavage to give men that little push to help her. Haruka would be offended at that, but Mina had always said she’d stop doing it when it stopped working.

There were only two other things she needed– a photo of Haruka, carefully chosen so that she also looked young and sweet, and one of her dirty gym socks. Mina did not know how they would track her down, but she wanted to be prepared.

She drove– obeying the speed limits, for once– over to the police precinct. It wasn’t one she’d ever been too, thankfully. It looked painfully ordinary. A simple workplace. Inside, simple people were doing their simple jobs. Minako strode up to the front desk. “I’m here to report a missing person.”

The secretary looked up. She was striking, dark hair and eyes that suggested a ferocity that lied in wait while she tap-tap-tapped her fingers on her keyboard. “Someone will be with you shortly.”

Her eyes stayed on Minako while she waited in one of the stupid plastic chairs along the wall. Someone was not with her shortly. Someone took their sweet time to wander over, and then had the gall to eye her with suspicion.

“You’re reporting a missing person?” The movement of his mouth was barely visible under his scrub brush of a mustache.

“I am. Haruka Tennoh, age 26, she went to the car show out in—“

He held up his meaty hand. “Not a kid?”

“No.”

“Hino,” he said to the secretary. “Give her the paperwork.” He turned back to Mina. “You’ll be contacted if she turns up in any hospitals.”

“I’d like to find her before that point!” Mina took a deep breath. “It’s your job to look for her.”

“Sweetheart, she probably doesn’t want to be found.” He glanced to the picture in Mina’s hand. “Girlfriends run away all the time, you’d best—“

“That’s not what happened, we’re not—“

But he was already halfway back to his office.

Mina turned to the secretary. “I don’t want your stupid paperwork.”

“Take it,” she said, voice low and intense. “You might find something helpful.”

There was something intriguing about the secretary— Ms. Hino. Something Mina would have found attractive, if it were a less dire time. She took the papers, and sure enough, there was something ussseful. A business card, bearing a logo for “Red Planet Private Investigations.” On the back, printed in absurdly neat script: “9 o’clock, PM. The Firefly.”

Mianko knew better than to look back towards Ms. Hino. She had to get ready for a night on the town.

————

The Firefly was hardly a bar Minako would frequent, though she understood why Ms. Hino would choose it for a meeting like this. It was dim, lit only by lamps littered across the floors and tables, and loud, despite a conspicuous lack of dancing. Every patron gave off a cultivated disinterest in everything around them, particularly each other. Mina sat at the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender eyed her up and down. “You’re one of Hino’s?”

“Do I stand out that much?”

The bartender smiled, sweeter than her dark clothes and patronage would make Mina expect. “She’s got a thing for the colorful ones. Can’t blame her.”

“And here I’d hoped I was special.” Mina leaned forward. “What can you tell me about her?”

The bartender laughed. “If you’ve gotta ask, you’re in over your head.” She slid Mina’s beer to her. “We went to college together, and were into some of the same activism scenes.” She offered her hand. “I’m Hotaru.”

“Mina.”

“You don’t need to be friendly, Hotaru, it’s business.”

Minako stood to attention, but Hotaru shrugged. “It’s always business. I have more fun pretending otherwise.”

“Hotaru turns off the security cameras for me.” Ms. Hino said, sitting down. “So we can talk freely.”

“Rei wanted the bar to be nothing but a cover, but I quite like running it.”

Ms. Hino rolled her eyes. “It makes money, at least.”

“And I’ve still got the daytime hours to help run intel.”

“She’s got a missing person.” Rei tossed a file onto the bar. “Haruka Tennoh, last record about three days ago. Her truck was clocked on a traffic cam at 5:42, and then nothing.”

“Map?”

Rei pulled one from the file. Hotaru traced her fingers over it. “Mina, is your friend given to taking backroads?”

“Sometimes, yeah.”

“Hmm…” Hotaru’s voice went low and gravely. “There’s an old legend about this forest here. It was once a town, big and prosperous, cared for by a wealthy family who lived in a mansion at the town’s center.” She indicated a spot among the roadless green. “They and the townspeople lived harmoniously, until the lord and lady of the house passed and their callous and cruel daughter took over. She did not care for the townspeople, wanted nothing to do with them.” Hotaru motioned for Mina and Rei to lean in. They did. “She so hated the hard working townsfolk, that when they would not leave her alone… she cursed herself and razed the town, driving everyone from the homes they loved. Those that would not leave were cursed, their souls never finding rest.” A light below the bar clicked on, casting Hotaru’s face in shadow. “And if you go looking for your friend there, you must beware of facing the same fate.”

Rei huffed and leaned over to turn off the light. “This is serious.”

“It might be true. Teenie’s gran said her gran was trapped by the witch.”

“Your girlfriend’s superstitious family aside, if she may gone through there, it’s as good a place as any to check out.” Rei marked the map. “Minako, we’ll let you know what we find, it will probably take a few days—“

“Oh ho ho ho, hold it right there. If you think I’m not coming with you, you’ve got another thing coming.”

“That’s not how this works. You’ll get in the way.”

“I know Haruka better than anyone on this earth, I know what she would do and where she would go. You’ll find her faster if I help.”

“She’s not exactly wrong.”

“You hush.” Rei pinched the bridge of her nose. “If I say no, I’m going to go out there and find you already looking, aren’t I?”

“Read me like a book. Maybe you’re good at this PI thing.”

“I’ll charge you more for it.”

Mina frowned. “Charge what you want. Just find Haruka.”

So I’m playing drops and this happened:

And I can’t stop laughing at the idea of some AU where Luna awakens Haruka first instead of Usagi, and Tux TOTALLY BELIVES Haruka must be the princess he’s drawn to and acts 100% the same, but Haruka thinks he’s just her weird friend who’s super chill and likes giving pep talks. She’s always just like “Thanks man! I hope you experience the beautiful flower of youth too!” And tries to give him a fist bump.

looking at your fandom tags there, I’ll go for an AU we’ve all seen a bunch of times, but that I always want more takes on– Sailor Moon in the Madoka-world

paksenarrionreader:

ah, a classic.

more AU-prone people than me had tackled that one with the Outers in mind, so I’m gonna do this about the Inners, because it’s gotten ridiculously long anyway.

1. tbh you don’t even have to mix up SM classic Luna’s behaviour all that much to sell her as Kyubei. I don’t want to tarnish Artemis, so he’s not a thing here.

2. Minako wished to be a star. Lunabei probably thought it was borderline hilarious to make that as literal as possible. She generates energy, now, as in light and heat and when she gets serious enough, a shockwave. The others can always tell which battlefields were hers, judging from the collateral damage. In time she does learn to channel that through a sword-blade wreathed in light, but sometimes it’s just faster, and, in extreme cases, cheaper exhaustion-wise to just go nuclear fusion on a witch.

3.
Minako’s Meguca uniform is a long-sleeved leather jacket, thick studded trousers, and horse-riding boots sans spurs, and her soul gem rests against her forehead, embedded in a circlet.

4. Minako does not deny anything of what she is, good or bad, likeable or deplorable, and she yolos it through life like nobody’s business. After all, it takes a VERY long time for a star to burn out, and humanity may well be gone by the time she goes nova.

5. Her burden is that she has to remember.

6. Rei is the archer to Minako’s fencer, and prone to roaring the many variations of “be more careful” and “I almost shot you” several times a week. They team up sometimes, but if asked, neither of them would call that anything more than a convenience arrangement. It’s just good business, they can cover more ground before someone else drops their prey, one of them is short-range and the other is long-range, they form a unit with enough strength and flexibility to take on any single witch. Except that they’re not a unit. Not partners, even. They just HAPPEN to CONTINUOUSLY run into each other, WITHOUT actively looking, of course not, they JUST fight together sometimes, BUT ONLY SOMETIMES, and if they go home together sometimes it’s just to either blow off some steam no strings attached (Minako) or to make sure that idiot lays down instead of partying like an animal (Rei). Of course. It’s only prudent. Nothing more to it than that. Nope. No sir.

7. Rei wished to see her parents again one more time, and Lunabei showed her an illusion of just as much. She can see through every barrier and veil, now, and walks through every witch’s labyrinth like she knows a map of it by heart. Her Meguca uniform is a traditional archery attire, and her soul gem is embedded in the wristband of the glove.

8. There was a plane crash, some years ago, and three neighbouring city wards are the territory of a lightning-fast lancer with a sidesword. Does she believe in what she’s doing? Not like she had used to, that’s for sure. Does she keep hunting for more reasons than just keeping herself going? Definitely. The lance is her primary weapon. The sidesword is for delivering a coup de grace. She generally saves it for Megucas who are about to turn, shatters the soul gem with the kashira, and slits the throat to cover the magic up.

9. Makoto wished to be strong enough to survive anything. No matter what
she’s hit with, she just. Keeps. Getting. Up. Despair? Who’s she? Makoto’s Meguca uniform is a black-belted karate gi, optionally with straw
sandals, and her soul gem hangs from her neck on a chain that doesn’t exaclty appear ornamental once you get a good look.

10. “What is wrong with you, you’re like the fucking Terminator,” Minako had screamed at her during the turf war that ended in the current truce, and a soot-covered, flash-burned, still standing Makoto couldn’t help but snort a laugh. They aren’t friends. People like them don’t have friends. But they don’t actively try to kill each other anymore. Sometimes they trespass on each other’s territory to pass a warning about a particularly hot-headed newbie. Sometimes they trespass on each other’s territory to ask a favour and get a Grief Seed, if there’s a lean year of a sort going on their own turf.

11. Whenever they do meet, Rei vehemently insists she and Minako work separately as a primary mode of operation. Makoto rolls her eyes and doesn’t even bother arguing.

12. Ami moves between city wards like she has Rei’s sight, doesn’t trespass unless to speak with the others (which always includes an explicit verbal information that she has no wish to fight but will defend herself if attacked), and operates in precision strikes and immediate withdrawal. Lunabei has a bit of trouble tracking her anymore. Her Meguca uniform is a simple yet expensive-looking streetwear outfit, and her soul gem sits in the centre of a fancy watch on her wrist.

13. Ami wished to know everything. Ami regrets making that wish every day.

14. Ami is also the only one who sat Lunabei down, and got full disclosure because she asked. She went along with the whole deal anyway, because she’s exactly the kind of moron to go to the chopping block with a song on her lips if it means making the universe a little better. She’s also just about intelligent enough to know that she can cheat/endure her way through the “paying through despair” part with therapy and anti-depressant medication.

15. Ami is the one who gets all four of them together, once or twice,
always by a hand-written invitation dropped into three different
mailboxes, and whichever space set up by her like so is regarded as
neutral ground by all other three.

16. One of the meetings she calls deals with the general fuckery food chain entropy For The Greater Good of Madoverse. Another deals with the subject of Walpurgisnacht. She calls yet another one specifically to tell the others where witches tend to congregate, or which areas attract them the most often. Minako is suspicious about her reasons to give up so much knowledge, that is, power, without any apparent reason. Rei maintains a frown, but she can tell little blue is being 100% truthful and sincere. Makoto takes it at face value, which surprises everyone else.

17. On the subject of Walpurgisnacht, that’s what little is left of Queen Serenity, and the Silver Crystal is now a supermassive Grief Seed at her centre. She exists to draw ever more Megucas into herself and turn them into shades of herself. Bad shit. Do not sign me up.

18. In a one-on-one duel, Ami says calmly, all of them will die and become another shadow cast by that thing. Four of them together? They have a shot.

19. Today is the day of blood and glory, let it be the day of resurrection, la di dah, let’s fight this binch.

20. Rei falls first, screaming swearwords and threats all the way down. Makoto unsheaths her sidesword. Ami grabs her sword-arm and tells her to wait. Rei turns, and the moment she does is the moment Minako and Makoto learn that Ami’s power is based around absorption and redirection.

21. The energy released by Rei’s turning blasts down three layers of Walpurgisnacht’s barrier. The other three pass her Grief Seed, and fight in her name.

22. Makoto drops to her knees, and a disbelieving laugh pours out of her mouth along with the blood. “It lied,” she says more calmly than she has any right to feel. “That little fucker told me I could survive anything.”

23. Praise the courage and pass the Grief.

24. Minako and Ami shatter their way to the blindingly bright crystal at the centre. Minako’s sword shatters on the crystal.

25. “I’m really sorry,” Ami says, and it’s the first time she sounds insincere. Her soul gem cracks, not collapsing on itself like Rei’s and Makoto’s and everyone else’s they’ve put to rest, but bursting outside, and Minako has a split second to surround herself with the brightness and heat of a star to protect her from the explosion Ami had spent almost her entire existence as a Meguca building up, preparing, the greatest bomb the wisest mind could ever build compressed at the core of her very being, and guided into the core of the only thing that could swallow the planet whole – guided with the hands of three warriors she had fed enough knowledge, that is, power, to be sure they could carry her this far.

26. Minako sits down on the highest point of the ruins, the lotus-shaped Grief Seed crumbling to fine ash in her hands.

27. Minako’s burden is that she has to remember.

presidentnerd:

sittingoverheredreaming:

All these canons and there’s yet to be a single one where Beryl drags Sailor Moon for calling herself a soldier of justice when her entire existence is for vengeance

-SLAMS FISTS ON THE TABLE- YES

Okay, so like I will never not be salty over the lack of characteriztion Beryl gets (either for herself or for her relationship with Usagi) but this. This could have been so good. This goes beyond a petty squabble over a man, this cuts right to the heart of both of them.

Beryl’s fine with being vengeful, she’s made her bed in it–her fucking black hair was turn red with the blood of the enemies she’s bathed in cause of it. Beryl traded her soul and heart to a goddamn space demon in the name of her hatred for the moon. She’s never denied that all plans, her abuses, all of her trauma comes down to the fact that she feels she was wronged and she wants payment for it. Perhaps when she was young and human, her rage had a different name: the betterment of her world, the rightoues of fighting against a tyrant, the protection of her prince. Now, though? She’s the Queen of Vengance, reborn from her own ashes to destroy who wronged her again and again and again. 

And what better person to see right through a lie than the embodiment of it.

Beryl doesn’t give two shits about Usagi, by the way. She’s a witless vessal at best, a mask so painted on that the wearer thinks its her own face at worst. Usagi, to her, isn’t real. It’s Sailor Moon–no–it’s Serenity Beryl sees and Serenity wants vengance. Usagi can babble on about justice and love and hope all she wants and believe it to boot but at the end of the day, Sailor Moon wasn’t created because she rightouesly wanted to protect the world, Sailor Moon was created out of a need and that need was to stop Beryl.

Sailor Moon wouldn’t have been created, Serenity wouldn’t have been awakened, if Beryl hadn’t awakened first. There’s no justice in Sailor Moon’s existence, there is only an angry little princess who took up arms because she was wronged.

Say what you will about Beryl, at least she basks in the glory of her true agenda. 

Meanwhile, Serenity lives a lie under the guise of a hapless little girl, trying to pretend like she’s so much better than Beryl because her words or so much prettier.

Beryl would call her a fool if it wasn’t so calculated in the end. A monster who thinks herself an angel is adorable, in a small hilarious way, don’t you think?

YES OH MY GOD YES

Give me a Beryl who will admit to all her sins but will not stand by while Serenity claims no guilt

Give me a Beryl who waits for the chance to show Serenity she’ll sink just as low, strike just as fast, a Beryl who knows what she is and craves the taste of Serenity admitting the same

Give me Beryl that knows that even if she loses, she’s already won

sittingoverheredreaming:

Also please imagine Beryl using her final breaths to ask Endymion to protect their planet, and Mamoru/Endymion seeing in the very next arc that her fears weren’t wrong and having to grapple with that and where his loyalty lies and where it should lie.

Bonus points if all of the senshi look at CT and struggle with the same thing

IMAGINE THEM ALL DECIDING THAT MOON KINGDOM 2.0 IS NOT THE FUTURE THEY WANT TO BUILD

IMAGINE USAGI MAKING THE CONCIOUS CHOICE THAT IN THIS LIFE, SERENITY WILL DO BETTER.

IMAGINE BERYL’S SPIRIT FINALLY COMING TO PEACE, ABLE TO ACCEPT THE WRONGS SHE DID SO LONG AS HER PLANET FOUND A WAY TO THRIVE

Also please imagine Beryl using her final breaths to ask Endymion to protect their planet, and Mamoru/Endymion seeing in the very next arc that her fears weren’t wrong and having to grapple with that and where his loyalty lies and where it should lie.

Bonus points if all of the senshi look at CT and struggle with the same thing

Happy anniversary Sam!!! I hope y’all have a lovely day together!♡

Thank you Rhio!!! I had to work (I hope to be in a position to take off for it in years to come) but we went to a fancy restaurant for dinner! There’s a fondue place around here that we tried once thinking it would be overpriced and gimmicky, but is actually amazing and they do a four course dinner (cheese fondue, salad, entrees (you pick three small ones) with vegetables, and chocolate fondue. And it was extra sweet because the staff all signed a card for us, AND my wife’s grandparents called in to take the bill.

AND THIS WEEKEND WE’RE CHECKING OUT A LOCAL AMUSEMENT PARK TO CELEBRATE MORE