me on monday: I will volunteer to work saturday if they ask, to show my commitment and prove it’s a good idea to hire me permanently
me when they actually ask for saturday workers: I’m not available, sorry. See, I just downloaded Undertale on my new computer, and also I need to clean out my fridge. I hate working for you. Thanks.
Me, seeing that no one else has volunteered: FUCK
SittingOverHereDreaming 