Dude. I’m not even caught up and i spolied it for myself and I’m DISTRAUGHT. My wife is tired of me showing her things and i need to SCREAM

I’M SO SORRY YOU GOT SPOILED I wasn’t going to watch until this morning but with all the tags blocked I had no dash so I relented and OH MY GOD.

So, there’s a joke that’s been around for… gosh, three years now? among some of my friends and now my wife that I’m in love with Rose Quartz, which is funny/accurate for real world reasons and because I over-identify with Pearl sometimes.

And so last night I slowly took out my headphones, and my wife was all “??? So were they good episodes??” I just looked them in the eye and said “I’m not in love with Rose Quartz anymore”

And they screamed and made me tell them what happened.