docholligay:

sittingoverheredreaming:

So you want to make fun of butches

Totally understandable! But wait, why go for the basic jokes everyone has heard, like that we’re men or we hit on straight women? Here are some ideas to freshen up your fun:

• We ate all the spooky shaped peanut butter cups 3 weeks before Halloween
• How do you make a butch strip? Have a femme say she’s cold. Every damn time.
• We can fix your toilet but can’t stop crying over commercials with dogs in them
• We all have collections of really horrible ties and/or patterned button downs
• Do we need to iron our flannel? No. Do we do it anyway? Probably.
• You ordered five boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Mysteriously, you ate none of them but they are gone. In the corner, your butch tries not to look guilty.

Loving unspeakable food (for my wife it is hot pockets and gas station turkey sandwiches) 

HOT POCKETS ARE BUTCH CULTURE