Sam, I can assure you, you look very gay AND you are very gay, even your tears are!

Awwwwwww thank you Simone. I got sad because I felt not butch enough (the woman in question I don’t think refers to herself as butch, but she and her wife match a butch/femme aesthetic p closely, and she basically said she looked gay and I didn’t). But I’m feeling better now, thank you so much.