docholligay
replied to your post “Okay hear me out
The Bachelorette…
…BUT WITH LBPQ WOMEN”

BUT SAM.INSTEAD OF MEETING THE PARENTS, THEY MEET MINA, WHO JUST COMES IN AND OUT OF THE ROOM IN DIFFERENT OUTFITS AND A MUSTACHE

OH MY GOD

YES

TAKE MY MONEY TAKE MY SOUL TAKE MY EVERYTHING I NEED THIS

(Perhaps the greatest tragedy is that a) Rei would never participate in this show and b) if she did she wouldn’t last long enough with Haruka to have this be how she meets Mina)