On the “NOW MY WIFE KNOWS I LOVE HER” front

Me: au where Michiru has a tumblr all about her marriage and wife and Haruka stumbles upon it and IMMEDIATELY PROUDLY REBLOGS EVERYTHING before Michiru can block her
Jet: Same AU: next battle Michiru just extends her arms before the enemy like “Please do me this kindness.”
Me: Usagi follows Haruka (because she follows everyone, and she is the most supportive tumblr follower–she leaves comments on all of Mako’s recipes, and all of Haruka’s car videos, and all of Rei’s angry Marxist feminist rants) and as soon as Haruka reblogs those, she IMMEDIATELY SMASHES THE REBLOG BUTTON and is like “SUGOI HEART EYES LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COUPLE MICHIRU IS SO IN LOVE WITH HARUKA THEY ARE SUCH BEAUTIFUL GIRLS” and Michiru is just like “Come, sweet death”
Jet: And of course Usagi has thousands of active followers so the posts go viral within about ten minutes. Michiru’s activity is nothing but a flood of reminders of her most grievous error in judgement and how everyone knows, THEY KNOW, and literally all that’s left is to finally heed the call of the sea that has been singing her to her end.