WOULD THAT SHE WERE but she’s like… The least Michiru person I know. MICHIRU WOULD VEIL HER CRITICISM AND MAKE ME THINK NOT DRINKING IT WAS MY IDEA. My coworker was just like “wow that is like the worst one for you it has so much sugar it’s so bad for you” and I was just like “…yeah.” It’s kind of the point, it’s a Saturday and I’ve been up since 5:30.