me: what a nice relaxing day off. i’m going to make lunch.
phone call number one: hey wanna work tonight
me: HELLS YES. MONEY.
me: *pours out water that was starting to boil, shoves granola bar in my face, begins throwing on work clothes*
phone call number two: nevermind the boss says you can’t work. no one can work. bye.
me:o….kay….