the only way to truly understand a Sailor Senshi is to ask the question ‘would they kill for a cosmic brownie’
There are only two types of senshi.
Ami would politely decline, let someone else have it. She doesn’t want to deal with the conflict and really the brownie isn’t that good anyways.
Minako will contemplate. Consider her options, judge the situation, weigh the risks. 99% of the time she goes for it, wraps a love-me-chain around the brownie with one hand while whipping out the holy sword with the other. If she decides to pursue this brownie, she’s getting this god damn brownie.
Usagi would be shoving it in her mouth the moment she sees it.
Rei is CLEARLY above such things. Fighting for snack cakes is something low-brow people do and rei is anything but. But the second somebody (minako) tells her she’s ‘just afraid of losing’ it is ON. Now it’s no longer about a BROWNIE it’s about PRIDE so she is compeltely justified in flinging a couple of fireballs for the sake of this snack cake. Now her reputation is on the line, brownie be damned.
Makoto is immediately offended. Mako didn’t make this brownie. Mako could make brownies 100 times better than this brownie, with real ingredients and LOVE. And she would make enough for everyone so they wouldn’t have to fight in the firsr place. This artificial store-bought garbage isn’t even good enough for her friends and yet they’re fighting each other for it. She is simultaneously jealous of this brownie and incensed at it’s ability to destroy millenia-long friendships. Mako won’t fight for this brownie but she is absolutely ready to fight little debbie for causing this chaos.
Wise-beyond-her-years Hotaru thinks this is silly. Her parents are loaded, they can buy THOUSANDS of cosmic brownies. Fighting over one is foolish. Until chibi usa gets involved. Then you can bet your ass Hotaru is at her back, glaive in hand.
Haruka is, of course, the first to dive for the brownie and probably the first to end up with a fist in her gut. But she will NEVER be defeated and she WILL get this brownie even if she has to rip her heart out a second time. She has made endless sacrifices for the cosmos and it’s time that the cosmos gave something back. The fact that this brownie was made in a factory and is NOT a divine gift from the universe is beside the point.
Michiru would never consider anything so barbaric. Especially for cheap chocolate. She watches Haruka tussle for a little while, then makes a call for one of her hundreds of servants to run out to the store and buy five boxes. Haruka is absolutely delighted to be presented with them after Michi cleans up her battle wounds.
Setsuna is nothing if not an observer. She’ll sit passively by, and watch the others fight it out. Once they’re caught up in their fighting, she swoops in, grabs the brownie, and leaves completely unnoticed. She may not be willing to kill for a cosmic brownie, but that doesn’t mean she is fool enough to let an easy victory escape her.
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