Dearest @captainsnumple tagged me for this, so here goes.

1) FOOD OF QUALITY

UH I DUNNO I WOULDN’T CALL INSTANT RAMEN QUALITY BUT I KNOW NO OTHER FOODS. 
I kid, I kid. But come back to me on this one. 

2) If there was a chance of a new Sailor Moon show (GOOD ONE), which time span / plot line would you pick? 

NNNN THIS IS A DIFFICULT CHOICE. I think I gotta go with post-highschool pre-Crystal Tokyo slice of life stuff. Because oh man, everyone living their lives but knowing this THING is coming, so maybe nothing they’re doing matters but maybe it matters so so much, it’d just be so interesting. 

And I think it’d be a time frame that would allow for most of the things I want, like, lots of HaruMichi couple stuff! Mako being happy! Reinako dancing around each other for a while before finally giving in! Beautiful asshole Seiya Kou visiting a lot and being a beautiful asshole.

3) PET OF YOUR DREAM

I AM A BORING PERSON AND I REALLY JUST WANT TWO CATS. A really old cranky one from a shelter who hates everyone, and a younger one (probably also from a shelter). If I only get one for this question I want the old cranky one tho. Ideally it’d be large and fluffy and only ever occasionally let me pet it.

4) What could make your OTP break up?

GOING IN FOR THE KILL I SEE. I honestly think that HaruMichi could break up over the particular ways they express their self esteem. At the end of the day I think they’re both insecure, but in wildly different ways, so I think there are certain things that could trip those wires in just the right ways and break them up.

5) Name three great things about you

Okay let’s see. 1. I’m a fast learner. 2. While I make a lot of terrible jokes/puns, I also can sometimes be genuinely funny. 3. I can walk really well in high heels 

6) The best place in the world besides your home.

Near my home town there’s this dirt road that runs along a river, and it’s always really nice and calming to drive down it. It’s one of the things I miss most. Sometimes there are dear or wild turkeys just chilling, and hardly anyone is ever on it. 

7) Which Sailor Moon character and in which outfit / scene / whatever you’d like to have as a figureart / chara / doll etc?

I mean, I’d sell my soul for any Seiya figurart, but also, red suit! Seiya plush doll. 

8) FIRST OTP IN YOUR LIFE

ASH AND MISTY IN POKEMON. FIVE YEAR OLD ME SHIPPED IT SO HARD.

9) Teach us some random fact about something you care about HELLA LOT while no one else does

So many sword/lightsaber/long dangerous object fights in movies/tv/whatever could be easily won if someone just tried stabbing instead of swinging. ESPECIALLY lightsaber fights. Just take a jab at the hand. It’s right there. GO FOR THE CLOSEST TARGET. 

10) THE MOST DESIRED PIECE OF CLOTHES CURRENTLY

I WANT A SUIT. I have no occasion to wear a suit, but like, if a formal occasion comes up I have nothing to wear. And I’d be SO DAPPER in a suit. 
Alternatively, I want a nice shirt/vest/bowtie combo. 

11) Make a haiku about a Sailor Moon character of your choice.

Cookies and flowers
Kicking ass and taking names 
Kino Makoto