He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
a) I’m sure someone else in YW fandom has already screamed PONCH at this post, but I’m doing it anyway.
b) livingbrokeondietcoke since you mentioned not having this last night.
