haruka and seiya and michiru drunkenly discussing their experiences with girls and seiya and haruka are having a fucking fist fight over which of them is the lesbian queen and michiru’s just sat there knowing that she is indeed the biggest gay that has ever gayed and these two losers have zero chance of ever beating her in the lesbian stakes
Haruka’s just listing off girls’ names, Michiru elegantly rolling her eyes.
And Seiya’s like, “wait. Wait. Shelby, Mercedes, Carrera. HARUKA THOSE ARE CARS. DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH A LOT OF CARS, LOSER?” and she laughs and Haruka blushes, but then punches her in the face and they’re wrestling on the ground, and as their shirts gently rise to expose their abs, Michiru takes a sip of her drink and thinks, well, at least the night wasn’t a total loss.
SittingOverHereDreaming 